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Posted on 29th Aug at 3:17 PM, with 93,825 notes
jodyrobots:

if i were a nun I would wear heelies and glide everywhere just to fuck with people

jodyrobots:

if i were a nun I would wear heelies and glide everywhere just to fuck with people

Posted on 29th Aug at 3:00 PM, with 324,627 notes
diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

Posted on 29th Aug at 2:54 PM, with 70,519 notes

theshoutingendoflife:

jaclcfrost:

standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this fucking flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”

Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.

Posted on 29th Aug at 2:44 PM, with 205,897 notes
shitshilarious:

DAMMNIT SUSAN I SAID GET ME THE EXPENSE REPORTS NOT SIT AROUND WITH YOUR THUMB UP YOUR ASS

shitshilarious:

DAMMNIT SUSAN I SAID GET ME THE EXPENSE REPORTS NOT SIT AROUND WITH YOUR THUMB UP YOUR ASS

Posted on 27th Aug at 9:48 PM, with 5,283 notes

vinebox:

Disrespectful

Posted on 27th Aug at 9:46 PM, with 272,559 notes

t1m3l0rdh4nj1:

Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you two are best buddies from entirely different species.

Posted on 27th Aug at 9:37 PM, with 74,265 notes

taint3ed:

vinegod:

What High school looks like in commercials by Childish Brandino

"Nigga, what’s class?"

Posted on 27th Aug at 9:35 PM, with 1,222 notes

seriesilovethemost:

"not even my mother calls me later, scully"

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