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Posted on 1st Oct at 11:52 AM, with 99,740 notes

canadianprimeminister:

gps: *says something*
everyone in car: *mocks gps pronunciation*

Posted on 30th Sep at 10:56 PM, with 42,168 notes
homme-brella:

I WENT TO TARGET TODAY AND SOMEONE BENT THE FUCKING AD FOR THE IPHONE I DIED

homme-brella:

I WENT TO TARGET TODAY AND SOMEONE BENT THE FUCKING AD FOR THE IPHONE I DIED

Posted on 30th Sep at 10:55 PM, with 253,707 notes

hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

Posted on 30th Sep at 10:43 PM, with 86,746 notes
yongmuney:

DEAD ASS HE LOOKED ME RIGHT IN THE EYE AS I TOOK THIS PICTURE

yongmuney:

DEAD ASS HE LOOKED ME RIGHT IN THE EYE AS I TOOK THIS PICTURE

Posted on 30th Sep at 8:18 PM, with 35,157 notes
curlyawesomeness:

jesus, i swear to your dad, you better drop that attitude

curlyawesomeness:

jesus, i swear to your dad, you better drop that attitude

Posted on 30th Sep at 7:58 PM, with 61,023 notes

liquidglue:

when u forget ur on post limit and u try to reblog something

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Posted on 30th Sep at 7:51 PM, with 117,325 notes

cakejam:

"just one more video then i’ll go to sleep”

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Posted on 30th Sep at 3:28 PM, with 110,583 notes

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valiantparadox:

My roommate and I have had far too much coffee and I think our neighbors hate us

WHO DID THIS

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